Favorite Kenny Powers Quotes
This is me now. A man haunted by the sacrifices he's had to make. A man who ran and never looked back. A man who drank his ass all the way down to the butthole of America. I left my country to begin a new life - one where I could finally blend with those I was living amongst. Become just another face in the crowd.
If this was America, you'd have a radar gun, and right now it would read 101.
Does it make your life easier to just throw a quick, racist term at somebody? A man who has seen the things I've seen... experienced the loss and pain that I've experienced... I transcend race, hombre...
Kenny: Man, this feels good Clegg.
Clegg: Did you take one of those black beauties? The ecstasy?
Kenny: Nah dude. This is a real job. It's not like teachin' kids. Can't get fucked up.
On the long road to grief recovery, don't be surprised if you've got to spill a little blood to get sh*t fixed. With all great comebacks, somebody usually gets f*cked.
And if that doesn't work, then just like prison, you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team, and you kick him in his f*cking teeth.
Over the course of my career, I've played on many different teams - some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not mentioning any names, but let's just say that Seattle can tongue kiss my sh*thole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk sh*t about how their fans suck, and their women have pancake t*tties.
This is a dangerous place, Stevie. If you were to stay here, I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. You'd also be responsible for doing alot of my personal errands, more than likely my laundry.
Oddly enough, the people here aren't that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real sports, and the need to have yellow rice at every f*ckin' meal.
I wouldn't doubt if some of the muchachas show their panochas off. They might show their panochas off. They might be waving their panochas all over the place.
Remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in c*nt. So don't be little jealous c*nts, ok?
Now this Friday night, I guarantee you, it is gonna be the biggest goddamn comeback celebration any y'all have ever seen. There's gonna be people cheering, and screaming, and spotlights, and fireworks. I wouldn't even doubt if there's a couple chicks showing their f*cking p*ssies off.
