Grace: (to Rigsby) Be yourself.
Cho: Yeah, don't do that.

We make love with our hearts but first we lust with our eyes.

Erica

Anything to stop you dating your co-workers.

I don't want your office. I prefer no walls between me and my team.

Cho: I don't want to cross Hobo Alley to order lunch from a truck that's near the sewage ditch under the freeway.
Rigsby: But there's tacos there.

Atwood: I'm a killer salesman. I'm not a killer.
Cho: Ask yourself if this is the right moment for humor, Mr. Atwood.

Won't be too bad. I hear they're getting HBO in Fulsom.

Cho: I don't want to talk about your feelings.
Rigsby: Good, me either.

Cho: So did your friend Yasmine in the back of the van know where this bracelet came from?
Suspect: That wasn't a friend. That was just a little dinner.
Cho: Weird that you dinner's name is Yasmine.

Roxie: I meet 'em, chat 'em up and tell them about this miraculous treatment facility that changed my life.
Cho: So you underwent the treatment.
Roxie: No, tequilla's my dear friend but that doesn't mean the center didn't change my life. You should see my new Jaguar.

You're a sad little man alone in a box living on delusions of grandeur.

Cho: A gold muscle car with black stripes.
Rigsby: Symbol of bullying jerks the world over.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.