Cho: It's all an act with dogs they do it for the food.
Rigsby: Everybody does.
Cho: That's deep.

Suspect: We weren't very good at art so we started distributing cocaine.
Cho: That's a natural transition.

Three hours of brooding silence and then sarcasm. Its like we're married.

Cho [to Rigsby]

She cries a lot. Then she has to freshen her makeup then she cries again. It's sort of a cycle.

You should tell the truth, it is easier to remember.

We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.

Games are for people with too much time on their hands.

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.

Cho: Which do you want more - the job or Van Pelt?
Rigsby: It's not that simple.
Cho: Job or Van Pelt - that's all there is to it.

You think being a cop is stressful? Try being a cop in prison.

That's smart investing - you'll be the richest man in Folsom.

I'm not a cop tonight, no badge.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.