Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Krieger Quotes
Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny.
Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.
Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...
Krieger: I think it's some unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature.
Kreiger clones: Yes.
Krieger: I'm home! I'm finally home!
Kreiger clones: All will be revealed...in time.
Kreiger: And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness.
Krieger: I am a doctor.
Ray & Cyril: No you're not.
Krieger: Well, no, but a student of life.
That wasn't a brain chip. That was a just a sticker of the backpack of a little Lego spaceman.
Krieger: That's what they said about Tesla's deathray! So this favor. Lana...wait Lana, what's this favor?!
Lana: (as she's running away) Just promise to use your powers for good.
Krieger: Hahahah, no
Lana: What is it, soup?
Ray: Define soup.
Lana: Would it be safe to assume that no one wants to drink what's in your thermos?
Krieger: Sweet Jesus God, I would hope so!
Archer: Where's Lana?
Krieger: I'm not even 100% sure where I am right now. (gets shot with a tranquilizer for the 3rd time by Archer)
Archer: (to tranquilizer gun) You are my new favorite thing
Pam: No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it.
Krieger: Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance.
Pam: How do you not murder her every day?
Krieger: I do!
