Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Lana Kane Quotes
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.
Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Okay. it's not though.
Archer: I got to blow up a train.
Lana: Thanks, Gomez.
Archer: Nice.
Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.
Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy.
Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king.
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
With your looks, maybe bitchy isn't the way to go.
Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
Malory: Duly noted and disregarded. And I expect you to be totally convincing.
Lana: As the damsel in distress? Have you ever met a woman less damselly?
Malory: Pam.
Lana: Have you ever heard of ISIS?
Archer: From the Shazam/Isis Hour TV Show?
Archer: Oh my God!
Lana: What?
Archer: Michael Gray - was Billy Batson on Shazam!
Archer: You're black...ish.
Lana: Ish!?
Archer: Well what's the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said quadroon!
Lana: (sarcastic) Imagine that!!
Archer: You imagine it!
Malory: BOTH OF YOU IMAGINE SHUTTING UP!!!
