Larry David Quotes
Guy: You've got something on your head.
Larry: I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you ...smiley face."
That's a long time for sorrys. That's like saying Happy New Year in October.
The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Deano!
Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell outta here!
I will be the Edmund Hillary of shitting wear you eat.
You know I talk during intercourse too.
Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.
Jeff: You're shittin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm shitting where I eat.
I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.
Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.
Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.
Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.
