Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.

You’re the least supportive pretend girlfriend I've ever had.

Simmons is probably smarter, technically. But that’s because she like homework more than life itself.

Fitz: You! Do not touch that!
Skye: Alright, I get it, I’ll go do your stupid Hogwarts School or whatever.

You obviously get off on being the guy who gets to throw the last punch or swoops in to save the girl.

Ward: How attached are you to your pinky?
Fitz: Very, very attached.

Ward: Are you familiar with the term slam and cram?
Fitz: No and I don't think I want to be.

Don't do anything rash while I'm gone, like jump out of an airplane.

I'm doing what we always do. We're going to fix this. Together.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.