Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCManny Delgado Quotes
Manny: You know now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuff since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before that. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E Cheese for serving you from the right.
Do we have to put the toilet on the counter? I take my afternoon coffee here.
Luke [to Lily]: Okay a boy and a girl meet a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot. So they pound their beers and head upstairs-
Manny: Luke! Stop. She's not hearing this from you.
Jay: Where were you when I was growing up? I'd of had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school? "Guys and Dolls?"
I like staying with you but it's basically camping.
C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.
Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.
Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
Gloria: Bunny.
Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.
Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.
Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.
