Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Manny Delgado Quotes
Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.
Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings
Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?
Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
Score, this place has an iron in the closet!
I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.
Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.
Hey Mom, I think my diet's working! My underwear won't stay up!
Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.
You're playing fast and loose with my soul.
Manny: She has a boyfriend.
Gloria: Ohh I'm sorry mi niño
Manny: I gave her my heart and she gave me a picture of me as an all time Sheriff. That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it?
Gloria: No mi amor, It was brave right Jay, brave.
Jay: Well well, you'll know better next time, come on let's get a pretzel
