Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Manny Delgado Quotes
What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Jay
Manny I'll watch it today.
Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
Manny: I see you're still forklifting.
Jackson: More like lifting the fork!
Manny: I was gonna say that!
Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?
I'm trying to get a hold of more butts... Very funny, I don't have time for this foolishness.
Manny: It was the second thing that slipped right out from under me today. The first was my childhood.
Jay: I get it.
Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three. Never change, Luke.
I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.
My knee's been singing all morning.
Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?
Manny: She has a boyfriend.
Gloria: Ohh I'm sorry mi niño
Manny: I gave her my heart and she gave me a picture of me as an all time Sheriff. That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it?
Gloria: No mi amor, It was brave right Jay, brave.
Jay: Well well, you'll know better next time, come on let's get a pretzel
