Mark: Pain and agony for a little bit of pleasure? I get it.
Callie: If it's that bad, why don't you stop sl- ... doing what you're doing.
Mark: Because it doesn't feel bad when I'm ... doing it. It's good. It's great. And maybe if you weren't so scared of getting burned, you'd feel the same.

Mark: I'm telling you, these interns are out of control.
Callie: Stalkers.
Mark: Sexed-up stalkers.

Mark: We're going to need a strategy. Their hot little eyes tracking our every move.
Callie: Okay. No casual glances over the shoulder. No "this is interesting, come and have a see."

Mark: We did good work today.
Callie: If we stay strong...
Mark: Don't get drunk...
Callie: Keep staring at Joe, we'll be fine.

Mark: Stop!
Lexie: Teach me.
Mark: We can't do this, you're Little Grey, and I promised, and... I'm your teacher.
Lexie: So... teach me!
Mark: Lexie...
Lexie: Teach me. Teach me. Come on, am I really so bad?
Mark: No. I am.

Lexie: I respect you. As a man. As a surgeon, as a teacher. I respect you. So... teach me.
Mark: What are you doing? Don't do that. Stop.
Lexie: Teach me!

Mark: You read up on my surgery?
Miranda: Since it's your first time performing what I understand to be a very cutting-edge surgery, I was hoping you could use another set of hands.
Mark: Fine. You can join Dr. Grey and me.
Miranda: Dr. Grey, who's been banned from the O.R.?
Mark: She's on cappuccino duty.

Mark: Why are you talking about sex with me? It's inappropriate. I'm your teacher. I have things to teach. Double board-certified things.
Lexie: That's what I was talking about. For you to teach me ... medicine. The sex, that was... a joke.

Mark: Did she, uh, she say goodbye to you?
Callie: No.
Mark: You okay?
Callie: Do I look okay?
Mark: You look great.
Callie: Then I'm okay.

Cristina: Wait, so are you a lesbian now?
Mark: I dunno... maybe you were a "once-bian."
Callie: Or a twice-bian. Whatever. It's over.
Cristina: Are you okay?
Mark: She's fine. Leave her alone.

Cristina: What happened to Hahn? Whatever made Hahn leave, it can be fixed! ... Unless she was f... she wasn't fired was she?
Callie: She's not coming back.
Cristina: You don't know that.
Mark: She kinda does.

Derek: So that's it. No surgery. You're just gonna walk away.
Owen: I'm respecting the patient's wishes.
Derek: The patient's unstable with an open would.
Owen: Which we are packing.
Mark: This guy's circling the drain.
Derek: You cannot just walk away.
Owen: Don't tell me how to run things in my ER.
Mark: Your ER?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey