Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Charlotte: I just know that no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington I just want to give up.
Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
Miranda: What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
Samantha: I happen to love the way I look.
Miranda: You should, you paid enough for it.
Samantha: Hey! I resent that! I do not believe in plastic surgery. Well, not yet.
(at the transvestite restaurant for her birthday) It's like that guy Jeremiah, the poet. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I'm like 'Let's not even go there.'
