Popular Mom Quotes
Morbo: Morbo demands comments.
Mom: Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media.
Mom: Let the bloodbath begin!
Bender: That's my mama!
Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
Robots: Conquer Earth, us bastards!
Mom: Children, your old mother won't be around forever...
Betamax Player: Oh, shush!
Mom: And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!
Mom: You've noticed I design all my robots with antennas. Everyone thinks it's just to make them more science-fiction-y. But the antennas are really for my universal robot controller!
Larry: So they do whatever you want? No wonder you love Mother's Day.
Mom: I hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes! It brings back awful memories. But, so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do.
Walt: Someday, I want to marry a girl like her.
Igner: Mommy? Why do the robots give you presents?
Mom: Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking!
Mom: Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass! Walt? How are we disposing of these crap gifts they brought me?
Walt: They're being crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
Mom: False hope, I love it!
Welcome to MomCorp. Did you find everything you were burgling for?
Mom: Yeah, you better topple.
Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina.
Narrator: Like all reptiles, the Galapagos tortoise is cold-blooded.
