You run this thing with your mom? That’s adorable. Just you and your mom. Named Nancy.


Shane: I can do this.
Nancy: I have to get this. Don't fuck up.

Babe, these are cops. I'm a drug dealer. You're a murderer. We can't all play on the same kick ball team.

Heylia lives in the middle of a pygmy tree forest with Dean Hodes and a shotgun, so I’d really rather not take her advice.

You’re not dumb. Yeah, Shane got other things, but you’re sweet and so good-looking and not a murderer, which puts you squarely in the lead. So yeah, I kept you in the dark for much of your life but you gave me stretch marks, so we’re even.

Nancy: Does he mean any less to you?
Silas: No. You do.

Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.

There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.

Shane: I got you something.
Nancy: Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace. No, a terrorist video.

Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?

I can be a real person. I can. I've been one before. It was... good.

Please forgive me if I'm sad. Right now life feels really bad.

Weeds Quotes

I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.

Nancy Botwin

You've made your bed, now f**k in it.

Nancy Botwin