Nancy: Where's Agent Lipschitz?
Official: Maybe he's somewhere trying to change his name.

Nancy: How bout a farewell fuck?
Esteban: That's crass. And that will not save you.

I'm the downfall of all Botwin men.

Nancy: I can't believe you let him stay.
Andy: I can't believe you don't understand why.

Nancy: Where's Silas?
Andy: He's not coming.

Owe! God! I remember when you used to spank me and it was sexy.

Shut up Guillermo. I am trying to talk to my husband. My husband.

Hola mi amor. Guillermo.

(to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.

(to the reporter) Deals off.

Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.

The trouble is all behind us.

Weeds Quotes

I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.

Nancy Botwin

You've made your bed, now f**k in it.

Nancy Botwin