Nate Archibald Quotes
Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can't you just wait?
Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair and the mean girls, this is someone running for public office, Nate.
Serena: I need you to put me and Patrick Roberts on the guest list for tonight.
Nate: Are you kidding me?
Serena: Nate, please. My job is at stake.
Nate: Oh, that's funny. So is my cousin's campaign, thanks to you.
Serena: You alone, Nate? Don't have any friends left to screw over?
Nate: Well, at least I'm on the list and not working the door.
Dan: You really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, don't you?
Nate: Oh, the dialogue's awesome. It's the part without the talking that's the problem.
Dan: I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.
Nate: Seriously, man, do you not get Internet here in Brooklyn?
Nate: Patrick Roberts, who plays her vampire co-star, was her boyfriend the whole time they were filming this. What the blogs all say was that they got really into it and started doing it for real. Like sexing up the cutting room floor real.
Dan: I think the most disturbing part of all of this is that you've been reading Endless Nights blogs.
Dan: Is she really levitating?
Nate: I think that's green screen.
Dan: Do they act like this the rest of the movie? Look at the way she's looking at him. That's love. And lust, and ... gratitude, and ...
Nate: Dude. That's an orgasm.
Nate: I'm surprised Blair's not here. Are you guys in another fight?
Chuck: A fight implies time and energy. This is more of an ongoing, detached distrust.
Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.
Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.
P.J.: Nate Archibald. You lookin' for a game? Don't think we've got a seat for you.
Nate: I'm not here to play. She is.
Serena: Unless you're afraid of playing a girl.
P.J.: Buy-in's $25,000.
Serena: That's a lot of money.
Nate: So don't lose.
P.J.: Pull up a seat, darlin'.
Serena: Are you trying to destroy Tripp's campaign?
Nate: No. That's gonna win Tripp the election.
Serena: What are you talking about.
Nate: Once the Buckleys leak it, we'll release the real photo. It'll look like the Buckley's faked the one. Then people will finally see them for the villains they really are.
Serena: And what happens to Carter? You just used one?
Nate: Come on, Serena. The guy proposed to P.J. sister to pay off his gambling debt. Wake up, the guy's hardly innocent. I am sorry I had to lie to you.
Serena: No you're not. But you will be.
Nate: I just talked to Blair. You used me to get to Carter?
Bree: Yeah. I guess I did. I'm a Buckley. As much as I like you, that's always going to come first. It's in my blood. It's Texas. If it means anything, I'm sorry.
Nate: No. It doesn't. So please leave.
