Eliot: You took out "Government?"
Nate: You're welcome.

Hardison: So we did all that work for nothing?
Nate: Not for nothing, you know you guys sometimes it's easy to forget why you stopped working along and became a team.

Parker: I nailed it, I'm a grifter. I grift.
Nate: You do know you don't get to keep the money.
Parker: Don't ruin it.

Sophie: What are we going to do Nate?
Nate: We are going to convince him that you are a lying greedy bitch.

Nate: Fine dad, let's end it right here (cocks gun).
Jimmy: You can't do it, you are your mother's son.
Nate: Sigh... Go.

Jimmy: You're more ruthless than me, crueler than me. Maybe you are better than me. I'm proud of you son.
Nate: Enjoy your retirement.

Penzer: You want to buy Veronica here?
Nate: Veronica? I thought Betty was the fast one.

That was hotter than Mr Toad's wild ride.

Nate: Next time I steal you a train, get on it.
Hardison: Your not bringing me down, I made a bomb out of a menthol.

Nate: You're going to go toe to toe with these guys without a plan?
Hardison: Oh we have a plan, it's called C.W.A.
Eliot: Can of Whoop Ass.

Kaylin: You could come with me. You're a natural country star if I have ever heard one. We could be the next Johnny and June.
Eliot: Some roads you start down you can't turn back. I'm about a hundred miles down one of those right now.

Sophie: Sometimes you don't get a second chance.
Parker: Why?
Sophie: Rules of life.
Nate: Well, that is what we do.. We change the rules.

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.