Nate Ford Quotes
Parker: I don't think I am being strange enough.
Nate: I doubt that.
Parker: I am still unclear on where this "fiddle" is.
Nate: It just walked through the door.
Nate: Since when do you question me?
Sophie: Since you went off the rails, and we had to pull you out of jail and ended up getting blackmailed, thank you very much.
Nate: Fair enough.
Hardison: Hypnotism Nate? You do that to a mark, not you team.
Nate: Actually it's exactly what you do to your team. You push whatever button you need, to get the job done.
Parker: This vault is a state of the art Glen Reader, it's un-hackable, even for Hardison
Nate: So we have to get them to turn it off for us.
Let's go steal the man on the street... in Africa.
Ok, let's go steal ourselves a Parker.
Nate: Whoa , whoa, whoa, you locked me in a closet and now you're trying to kill my friend doucherman over here. I am starting not to like you.
Nikki: They only paid me to deliver one body, get out of my way.
Nate: Just wait 3 seconds.
Nikki: Why?
Nate: That's why. (Parker hits her with a tazer from behind)
Nate: What are you lurking??
Eliot: Yeah. I'm a lurker, that's my thing.
Sophie [pointing at drink]: So how's that going for you?
Nate: Thanks for asking. Good, what I realized is that I tried being a drunk honest man, a sober thief. So I am going to try being a drunk thief. Try that for a little while.
Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!
Tara: Look, Blanchard's here at the same time you are. That's a coincidence.
Nate: No, no, we hacked into his online appointment schedule. I mean, yes, what a coincidence.