New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Nick Miller Quotes
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.
I can't believe I'm the sober one. That's actually never happened before in my life.
If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.
He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!
This coat has clean lines and pockets that just don't quit.
Nick: Band of Brothers!
Schmidt: Your friendship means nothing to me. Every man for himself!
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.
