New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Nick Miller Quotes
What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.
Tzatziki is what it's called. It's Jewish charity.
It's not a perfect system Jess, but it's mine ok? And it's private.
Are we ever gonna get to the point where you stop working on me? Or instead of changing me, maybe once Jess, see it my way.
I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.
He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.
Coach: His jeans are so small.
Nick: Looks like a puppet, like something an Italian whittled
Are you okay to drive? You've got crazy eyes!
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!
