Go to Hell goes without saying.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

I'll take health any day. After the game's over the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.

There's no tyranny like petty tyranny.

Teresa Lisbon. That's a nice name.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.

Patrick: Let's keep it casual to start with Sophie. Let her relax. If she gets her guard up, we'll get nothing from her.
Teresa: You're very combative all of a sudden.
Patrick: Yeah, if she is guilty, she lied to me and I believed it. She fooled me.
Teresa: The ultimate sin.
Patrick: Yes it is.

Lisbon: Look, I hope we can get you out of this mess. But it's also true that I do hope that you learn a lesson from this. There are real boundaries in life. These are real prison walls.
Jane: (almost whispering) Only in your mind, Lisbon. Only in your mind.

Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt