Now unless you have any questions about how I played you like a big ole' bassoon, I have someplace fabulous to go.

I hate to sound immodest, ma'am but I rarely fail.

You can lead a man anywhere as long as he thinks that he is driving.

Lisbon: We should think about getting you a key to this place, don't you think?
Jane: That's a step. It would make things easier.

It's possible I was a tad hasty but you got my ire up.

I think we know what feels right and I think that that should be our guide.

Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt