Oh come on, please. It's not like I haven't abducted people before.

See what you don't understand about me Rich is that I don't care. I've got nothing to lose. I've been playing with the house money for years and if I go to prison for what I do to you, I don't care.

I understand how you're feeling right now, believe me but you are a father and you have children you need to see grow up. Besides, I think she's still alive.

Think about what you're doing. These are people I car a lot about.

No rest for the wicked. Where did the wheel of death stop today?

Jane: I think we should trust our instincts.
Cho: You mean take a wild guess.

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Knowing what people secretly want is what I do.

Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.