Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
Jane: We're equals. Partners.
Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

Lisbon: You ran away again Jane. Not from the FBI but from me.
Jane: Yeah, but I ran back.
Lisbon: How was I suppose to know. I thought you were gone again forever.

I understand you Kim. I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself.

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

Jane: I don't see a couch anywhere.
Lisbon: Don't start trouble. At least not yet.

If I can't live on my terms I'm in prison anyway. Might as well live in this cozy little detention suite.

Lisbon: I've got a job. I'm not going to drop everything just because you suddenly decided to come back.
Jane: We'll talk.

Cho, you never cease to amaze me.

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt