Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
We're like Ponce de Leon and his son... little Ponce.
We're not going to play good cop/mom.
Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive
Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
You poked the bear girls! You poked him!
Ho Ho Hold up a sec!