Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.
Okay, I'm wonder woman.
You're all the porn I need.
Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
I love you when you're human.
If you wanna fly I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.
A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.