Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Haley is so pretty. So she can meet someone who's the best at something
Phil: Then today it's, "everything I can do you can do better."
Luke: No, I can't.
Phil: Yes, you can.
Don't talk black to me!
If you can't beat em, drone em!
If you ain't white, you ain't right.
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.
It's Luke's career day. I thought I'd offer the kids a chance to put their face on my body.
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense.
She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.