Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.

Okay, I'm wonder woman.

You're all the porn I need.

Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.

Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

I love you when you're human.

If you wanna fly I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.

Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.

Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.

Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.

A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.