Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPhil Dunphy Quotes
Psychologist: Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about?
Phil: Get comfortable.
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
Claire: Phil, the frying pan is on fire!
Phil: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
I think the carpet matches the drapes, I haven't checked in a while.
I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters,like, seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything...Except clowns. Never shared that with the fam, so...shh. Do have an image to maintain.I am not really sure where the fear comes from. My mother says it's because when I was a kid, I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows?
I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."
Whoa, whoa, maybe it's all the creams, that just made sense, girlfriends.
If you don't use them, then all our money just goes to charity.
Happy Valenbirthuhhhversary!
