I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?

Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.

I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.

You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.

[to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.

[to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.

I've never told you this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt