George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays.
Ray: That's right, I've been with two woman since Leigh left me. A drunk and an elf.

If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I'm going to regret this.

Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.

Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.