Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSam Winchester Quotes
Dr. Piccolo: Doctor, seriously.
Sam: What?
Dr. Picolo: Seriously, you are brilliant, you know that, and a coward. You're a brilliant coward.
Sam: Uh, what are you talking about?
Dr. Picolo: As if you don't know.
Trickster/Gabriel: Where'd I screw up.
Sam: You didn't. Nobody gets the jump on Castiel like you did.
Dean: Mostly it was the way you talked about Armageddon.
Trickster/Gabriel: Meaning?
Dean: Well, call it personal experience. Nobody gets that angry unless they're talking about their own family.
Sam: So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?
I am doing all I can, to slightly lessen the spread of... of genital herpes. And that's a good thing.
Sam: It was you on the police scanner, right? This is a trick.
Trickster: Hello? Trickster.
Cathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk.
Sam: The Incredible Hulk?
Cathy Randolph: I told you, it's crazy.
Dean: Bana or Norton?
Cathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.
Dean: Lou Ferrigno?
Cathy Randolph: Yes.
Sam: It's like Mission: Pathetic.
Sam: It's like Grumpy Old Men.
Dean and Bobby: Shut up, Sam!
Sam: Have you seen you? You look like...
Dean: ... the old chick in Titantic. Shut up.
Hit it, Mr. Wizard.
Sam: So we tell him the truth.You say Jesse's destined to go dark side--fine. But he hasn't yet. So if we lay it all out for him... what he is, the Apocalypse, everything - he might make the right choice.
Castiel: You didn't. And I can't take that chance.
Sam: Oh, d-dude... that's not what I think it is, is it?
Dean: I got bored. That nurse was hot.
Sam: You know you can go blind from that, too.
Dean: Yeah, everything Jesse believes comes true. He thinks the Tooth Fairy looks like Belushi, uh, joy buzzers really shock people, boom that's what happens.
Sam: Yeah, but convince him that joy buzzers don't actually work and they go from killer machines back into crap toys.
Dean: Probably doesn't even know he's doing it. How is he doing it?
