Samantha Jones Quotes
Charlotte: How can you not know anything about him? You slept with him?
Samantha: I fucked him. He made me come six times, that's good enough for me.
Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.
Charlotte: Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....
Samantha: Or, two people who love sex.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! You're such a....
Samantha: A what? What am I Charlotte?
Charlotte: When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Samantha: Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.
Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister?
Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
(the girls turn to look)
Samantha: His a cutie alright.
Carrie: Yes, definitely looking.
Miranda: His looking at you guys looking at him like I asked you not to.
Carrie: Take your tray over there.
Charlotte: What? (excited)
Miranda: No!
Samantha: Absolutely! Why not?
Miranda: Because, this isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
Miranda: This is what happens to tongue thrusters? Am I hideous? Carrie: No. Hey, no, no, they don't look so bad.
Miranda: Really?
Carrie: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Samantha: Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Samantha: He lives with his parents?
Carrie: It's their apartment.
Samantha:So, not sexy honey. Dump him immediately, here use my cell phone.
Do you realise that a thirteen year old girl just bought us a two hundred bottle of Dom Perignon? You know what I was buying when I was thirteen? Nothing! I couldn't afford anything, I was serving dilly bars at Dairy Queen.
Miranda: I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....
Charlotte: You can do that?
Miranda: Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm a tongue thruster.
Samantha: Now, see, if you were a man that would be a good thing.
Samantha: Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Miranda: I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.
Samantha: Jenny.
Jenny : So ladies is everything fabulous?
Samantha: It is now. I didn't know you were here...
Jenny: And I didn't know, you knew Carrie Bradshaw? You are fucking fabulous. Your column about secret sex, hello, my life. Seriously, my ex was so completely about the sex when we were alone but in the school hallway I didn't exist.
Girl 1: And there all like that.
Girl 2: Men suck.
Carrie: How old are they?
Samantha: Thirteen.
Carrie: But they sound....
Samantha: I know...
Carrie: And they dress...
Samantha: I know, just like us.
Charlotte: I really like LA.
Carrie: Who wouldn't? Keith wants to buy a three million dollar house, and I can't even afford new curtains.
Samantha: That's where the guys out here have New York men beat, real estate.
