Samantha Jones Quotes
Carrie: Well, they're over us. It's just so hilarious.
Miranda: I'm hemorrhaging inside it's so funny.
Carrie: We thought they were sitting there pinning away and they have new girl friends already.
Samantha: We're they cute?
Carrie: The point is not if they were cute, the point is, they were there.
Miranda: They were cute.
Carrie: Very cute.
Miranda: How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
Carrie: Well, I definitely do try to figure out what went wrong, but, I don't think I obsess.
Miranda: Oh, my God! You're Miss Obsess. Big?
Carrie: Yeah, okay, yes, Big. Big was tricky, I still don't know what happened there.
Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
Samantha: I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.
Charlotte: Trannie?
Samantha: Transexuals. Chicks with dicks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
Miranda: I don't get the appeal there?
Carrie: It's the other white meat.
Charlotte: I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.
Samantha: Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to fuck a gardener?
Charlotte: I don't know what it is, I'm strangely drawn to him.
Samantha: Of course you are, you know the man can plow.
Sam: That was awesome.
Samantha: Yes it was.
Sam: Sam.
Samantha: Yes, Sam.
Sam: I think I love you?
Samantha: Oh, honey, that wasn't love, that was sex.
Samantha: Maybe the universe is telling me that I should fuck that cute virgin and give him that great first time experience that I never had?
Carrie: That's not karma, that's statutory rape.
Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week.
Carrie: Oh, fancy!
Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think Trey would mind staying home?
Charlotte: No, he doesn't seem up for much these days.
Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry.
Claire Anne: Let it go and no one gets hurt.
Samantha: I think I was holding it first.
Claire Anne: I know TaeKwon- Do.
Samantha: I know the Manager.
(Claire Anne laughs)
Claire Anne: You're spunky, I like spunky women.
Samantha: We're a dying breed.
Claire Anne: No kidding! I'll let you have the scarf if you show me where a gal can get a hard drink in a dark bar around here.
Samantha: Done and done.
Charlotte: Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....
Samantha: Or, two people who love sex.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! You're such a....
Samantha: A what? What am I Charlotte?
Charlotte: When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Samantha: Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.
Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.
