Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?

Shame Your Face!

You're not a master chameleon.

Shawn and Gus

My pillows are lumpy; will you give them a fluff?

Henry: You do know they are going to go and investigate this case without you.
Shawn: Psh, I know.

You can't just go around shootin' dudes.

Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.

Juliet: You kiss her, you die.
Shawn: Duly noted.

Psych Quotes

Did you consider going Costanza?


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.