Okay cause that's the first thing I want to see this morning.

Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Stefan: Huh.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.

Whoop, be careful. You just sounded generally concerned for my brother.

Look Caroline please just talk to me, tell me how, tell me why. Please just make me understand how it is that I missed it.

Enzo [about Caroline]: OH. That's brilliant. Of course that's why she hates you. That's why you worked her into such a state in Savannah. That's why she told you to take a leap! She hates you because she doesn't hate you at all.
Stefan: I'm sorry are you still talking?
Enzo: She's got a thing for you mate.

I keep trying to start over but I can't get anywhere.

Damon inspired you, he pushed you to own the darkest parts of yourself. And when you died he was the only one that could make you feel alive again and you made him feel human. You loved Damon for the same reasons that I loved Damon. Because in spite of every single thing that he did, we couldn't live without him. Now you don't have to, but I do.

Damon: I'm not trying to screw up your dumb new life!
Stefan: You don't have to try Damon. All you have to do is exist. Because no matter what I do or where I go, you will be with me forever, trying to destroy every single thing that I build.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.

Elena: Savannah's not your home Stefan. It's an escape, a hiding place. This is your home.
Stefan: No this was my home, but I can no longer enter its borders therefore I have a new home.
Elena: So you're just gonna throw in the towel and go back to your new fake life?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.