Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.

So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?

Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.

This is my "you're being a dick" face."

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.

Stefan: Aren’t you a drama major? What do you know about PTSD.
Caroline: Well I know that you tried to deal with it your own way and you failed so now, we’re gonna try it my way.

Silas needs to die. And I need to be the one to kill him. End of story.

Oh I'm a ripper, you know what that means? It means I literally can't stop feeding until I rip someone's head off. But look at us! We're working it out!

How is it cosmically possible to get into two accidents on the same bridge?

Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.

I'm not happy about Elena. But I'm not not happy for you, either.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.