You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.

Ivy: Now tell me something I don't know about you.
Stefan: I'm a vampire.

Elena: How come you're so much better at controlling it?
Stefan: Because I'm so much worse when I don't.

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

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Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.

[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

Well you know Katherine. She's not about to go out without some grand finale.

Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Damon: Caroline?
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.

You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

I mean I've seen Damon at his worst Caroline and I actually think he enjoys the way it makes him feel. It's like the more pain he can cause, the more reasons there are for people to hate him. He wants to confirm everyone's lowest expectations of him.

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Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.