Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSFavorite Steve McGarrett Quotes
Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
Danny: If a suspect dies, he loses the ability to speak. Ergo, he is useless to us.
Steve: Ergo?
Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.
Danny: We shouldn't be doing this without backup.
Steve: You are the backup.
Danny: I am the backup. I hate him so much.
Chin Ho: You got her to use a military recon satellite and then you made a date?
Steve: I'm a multitasker.
Chin Ho: Impressive.
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
McGarrett: Why don't you just ask her out?
Chin: Miss Hills?
McG: No, the Governor. Who do you think? Every time we see Laura she's sexting you with her eyes.
Danno: You bought it online?
McGarrett: Yeah, I bought- Why?
Danno: What are you a schmu- What'sa matter with you? Don't order anything off the internet.
McGarrett: Danny, it's the twenty-first century.
Danno: Tell that to the guy with no master cylinder.
Steve: This is densely layered ballistic glass, laminated onto a shield of resilient polycarbonate.
Danny: Why can't you just say "bulletproof."
Steve: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?
Danny: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!
Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.
Tony: Didn't I just say that McGruff?
Steve: McGarrett. Two T's, Two R's
