Steve: I want to help you Kono, but you have to tell me what's going on.
Kono: I can't

Steve: You want to tell me what's going on
Chin Ho: I didn't know it was this bad.
Steve: Why don't we start with what you did know?

Steve: You never gave that video to the D.O.D. did you Joe?
Joe: No.

Lori: That's shrimp flavored ice cream?
Kamekona: [nod]
Lori: Huh, that's...interesting
Steve: I'm good
Joe: I'm full

Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Danny: The treasure Blake was looking for looks like he might have already found it.
Steve: Yeah, and it might have gotten him killed.

Steve: You're putting the guy's hand on like it's a glove. Max, that's disgusting.
Max: Yes, but very effective.

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.

Hey Creepy, why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget?

Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.

Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.

Danny: woah, woah, try not to kill everyone in the compound, one of these hippies might know where Jen is.
Steve: Fine

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.