Brennan: That must have been very difficult for him. It took me years to process the fact that my parents left me.
Booth: Right. But your parents left to keep you safe. Not to save their own skin.

Brennan: Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass.
Wells: Wow. If I wasn't so shocked, I might be offended.

Brennan: Well, I believe the expression is "bring it on over," Dr. Wells.
Wells: No. The expression is "bring it on." There's no over. But, okay.

Brennan: I would thank a god if I believed in one.
Booth: Then I'll do it for you.

No matter what the anthropological reasons, we fight to make the world a better place.

Angela: Sweetie, I'm sure he's sweating bullets.
Brennan: That's impossible to do.

You're of no use to me if your cancer returns and you die, Mr. Brey. I can manage until you come back.

Brennan: Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
Booth: Right, and you're a genius. Alright? So, don't say stupid things.

Tess is a forensic novelist who has no comprehension of forensics.

Angela: These record everything at the crime scene, so you can revisit the footage whenever you want.
Brennan: A useful device for people with no memory or powers of observation.

Brennan: It's nice spending time together, just us. Like we used to.
Angela: Yep. Except now we're talking about daycare rather than sex.
Brennan: I had extremely satisfying sex last night, actually. It began in the tub.

You can trust him, Booth. I know a good man when I see one. I picked you, didn't I?

Bones Quotes

Hodgins: Where's your chest hair?
Booth: I'm highly evolved!
Brennan: His pubic extension is entirely within normal --
Booth: Okay! Enough!

Brennan: I have to remove your clothing now.
Booth: Why?
Brennan: Well, there may be particulates.
Booth: Particulates.
Brennan: Evidence for Hodgins and flesh for Cam.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones