Tony Soprano Quotes
(to Christopher) You chose this life. You don't wanna work in the rain, try out for the fuckin' Yankees.
Tony: Who are you?
Dr. Melfi: Why is that so important for you to know?
Tony: You know my mother told me never to answer a question with a question.
Dr. Melfi: So your mother did teach you something.
Tony: Look, if I asked you about your life, who you talk to, who you trust
Dr. Melfi: I'd have to take the fifth.
Tony: What the hell are you doing?
Vin: (peeing) This place is an hour away from my office.
Tony: An hour? What are you, a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here.
Tony: I'm having second thoughts.
Dr. Melfi: About?
Tony: This whole thing. This whole arrangement. Security. I mean I come here, I tell you things, I don't know how safe it is.
Dr. Melfi: I understand your concerns. But I told you what the ground rules are. As long as I don't hear anything incriminating-
Tony: You don't fucking get it. Being here incriminates me. Somebody sees me-they tell somebody else. All of a sudden I'm a celebrity.
Larry: Hey, now you got Bloomfield and the union chair.
Tony: Otherwise, you'd fuck me, Larry, but you wouldn't respect me no more.
Hillel: I don't understand.
Tony: That's cause I'm not talking to you.
Tony: I can't get used to having all these strangers in my house.
Artie: Then why did you invite them?
Dr. Melfi: What happens to a tree that's rotted out?
Tony: Trees, ducks. What the fuck are you, Ranger Rick? I'll tell you, some job you shrinks got. You think everybody is lying to you while you're pulling scams on them.
If all this shit is for nothing, then why do I think about it?
(after hearing sound quality on DVDs is better than other media) Good, 'cause nothing beats poppin' up some Orville Redenbacher's and listening to Men In Black.
Christopher: What about the dead guy?
Tony: You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you're fucked.
Livia: I phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
Tony: Ma, how many times do I gotta tell you, that's not an operator, it's an answering machine.
Livia: Oh fancy, fancy.
