Tony Soprano Quotes
Thank God for golf some days.
Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.
Tony: I bet you're sleeping all the time.
Christopher: It's the one thing I still enjoy.
Carmela: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. Is it?
Tony: No, who do you think I am?
AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
(to Dr. Melfi on AJ) I'm glad if he's proud of me but that's the bind I'm in, cause I don't want him to be like me.
Let me ask you a question. These other kids, are you keeping an eye on them? Are you testing them? The ones who aren't named Soprano.
Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?
Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.
Tony: How are you doing with it?
What about Pussy? (Dr. Mefli gives him a strange look.) He's an acquaintance.
(on Johnny) The belt was his favorite child development tool.
(to Livia) You know everyone thought dad was the ruthless one. But I got to hand it to you, if you were born after those feminists you would have been the real gangster.
This psychiatry shit, apparently what you're feelin' is not what you're feelin' and what you're not feelin' is your real agenda.
