Popular Tracy Jordan Quotes
I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.
Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.
Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...
I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.
Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.
Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.
My love tank is empty!
Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
