Popular Tracy Jordan Quotes
Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?
I'm sort of the Black Tyler Perry.
Liz: That's not how I roll.
Tracy: Thank you for saying that in dated urban slang so that I'll understand you.
Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.
Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.
Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.
You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.
Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.
I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.
Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.
Are you doping, Liz Lemon? That stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.
Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.
