Popular Tracy Jordan Quotes
If you have enough money you can do whatever you want! Now I can appear on Martha Stewart Live. Oh, and it's going to be raunchy!
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30 million, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday.
When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!
Oh no, Kenneth's a killer, and the Riddler is coming!
I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!
You're wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.
I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.
