Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

That was aboot the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World.

He knows you're special, like a black stripper with blue eyes.

I'll do the Christmas shopping this year and prove to you that I can be reliable and that I can finish everything I...

Recently I realized I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries.

Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!

That's a great goal for a crazy person.

[to Angie] OK, I'll be in touch. You still use your Hotmail account?

How could five of the world's most popular musical styles played at the same time sound so bad?

We're lucky people laugh when I stay stuff.

Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.