Turtle Quotes
Drama: It's a well known fact that a girl on her period is much hornier.
Turtle: And there's no need for a raincoat!
Can I please just buy you a blow job? It'd make both our lives a lot easier.
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without pussy?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
Turtle: What the fuck we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bullshit!
Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Drama: I just got offered a job.
Eric: Nice buddy!
Drama: Yeah, as a fuckin waiter.
Turtle: I don't know Drama, that's a lot of responsibility. Maybe you should try out busboy first.
Drama: Hey, eat shit Turtle!
Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheep skin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback
Drama: Vince, you see any juicy parts for me?
Turtle: Yeah, maybe you could play his father.
