Turtle Quotes
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my girlfriend, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A Fucking Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.
Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a fucking lawsuit
Eric: What do you need?
Turtle: I'm on ass patrol. I got a six pack, one of them kinda looks like Kristen.
Eric: What are you an asshole?
Turtle: I'm just sayin, revenge fuck
Turtle: What are you so worried about?
Drama: This is my movie too.
Turtle: Oh, I forgot. Give us your line again.
Drama: Alright, alright. "I'm out of here motherfuckers!"
Drama: We gotta go, ten year reunion baby!
Turtle: We? You weren't even in our class.
Drama: I hung out with a lot of those kids.
Eric: You didn't hang out with em, you sold em weed in the parkin lot. You were already like 40
Turtle: At least they didn't fuck up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, shit happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his dick looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image
Jane: Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute, but I'm just still hoping I'm going to be the one that fucks Vince.
Turtle: Sweetheart, look around. Vince is gone. So's your sister and your best friend. Come on, just make out with me, I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
Check out the tits on the girl from "Extra".
