Turtle Quotes
Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?
Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot
Marvin: You've to wipe the slate clean and start all over again, and this time on a budget and without dependents.
Turtle: So should I just get an appetizer?
Marvin: You should go on hunger strike
Turtle: So, with all that dancing, can you do any crazy shit? You know, like put your legs behind your head.
Dancer: I told you, I have a boyfriend.
Turtle: You did. But you also said you lie to him. So, maybe you can tell him that we didn't fuck today
Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
Jesus, it looks like downtown Baghdad!
Turtle
Turtle: You are ruining this party, Drama.
Drama: By stopping two hundred people from shitting on my toilet? I don't think I'm ruining anything.
Turtle: Who shits at a party?
Drama: Or they could just piss. What do drunk people do? They piss, and they miss
60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse
Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go
Turtle: I'm hungry.
Vince: Me too.
Turtle: Should I try and make us something?
Vince: I'm not that hungry
Rufus: You wanna cry or you wanna wait?
Turtle: Can I wait near her?
Rufus: That's my daughter Turtle, so no, you mother fucking can not!
