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The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Waylon Smithers Quotes
(Smithers is on fire, while Mr. Burns is washing his car.)
Smithers: Sir, help me!
Mr. Burns: Why should I? You're not helping me.
Smithers: But sir, I'm flaming!
(Mr. Burns looks at the camera with an odd expression)
Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.
Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.
Ned: Come on Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting.
Smithers: What's this about a fisting?