Wilhelmina Slater Quotes
Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing?
Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that's worthy of a college freshman. But I'm feeling wonderful because I have information that will split up old man Hartley and grandma Meade
Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty
Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]
Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that
Wilhelmina: Marc, you ever considering giving everything up?
Marc: Every time I step on the scale.. woo!
Wilhelmina [about sitting in second row of fashion show]: Well, I'm certainly not going in there
Marc: No. It would be more humiliating than being caught in Crocs
Peering? My god Daniel, have some self respect
Wilhelmina: I haven't seen the inside of his apartment
Marc: Has he ever invited you?
Wilhelmina: Of course he has Marc, but he lives in Murray Hill, I'm not barbarian
Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!
Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance
Wilhelmina: Cancel whatever parade you're going to and we need to find out what the hell is going on here. Go get 'em boy
Daniel: Woof
Marc, throw those people out of the conference room. I need to use it for the Gigi Lacoutre meeting. Actually, I'm in a good mood. I'll throw them out myself
All you need to know is that it's expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You're not allergic to panda are you?
