Wilhelmina [referring to Connor]: He's ambitious, he's shrewd, he's competitive, he's hot, he's me
Marc: He's the Male-amina

Wilhelmina: We'll have to do brunch
Molly: Really?
[back in Wilhelmina's office...]
Wilhelmina: I'd rather gouge my eyes out
Marc: I'll shoot you in the heart before I let you brunch with her

Claire, just so you know I'm going hunting later on today, feel free to walk in front of my gun

Wilhelmina

Thank god it's hunting season. If I can't be with the man I want, at least I can kill something

I took lemons and made a lemon martini

and just so you know Fey quit smoking during her pregnancy... eventually. If that doesn't say love I don't know what does

I put my sweat, blood and old nose into this place. If I can't have Mode, no one can

Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.

Drop a penny and a blond receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the ground a the same time

Alexis [whispers to Wilhelmina]: I'm not wearing a bra
Wilhelmina: power move

Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Michael Bolton, not the good one
Wilhelmina: Oh hi, nice to meet you
Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Bradford Meade, you're engaged to him

Christina: Is this real? Am I pinning an endangered species here?
Wilhelmina: If you really want to feel bad I have a hat made of bald eagle

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.